DEPARTURESDAVE-LHR.UK

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TIME

DESTINATION

FLIGHT

GATE

STATUS

SOON™

THE INTERNET

DV 001

404

06:00

DAVE'S AMBITIONS

DV 002

CANCELLED

09:30

A WORKING CSS FILE

DV 003

∞

GATE CLOSED

11:15

PRET, TERMINAL 5

DV 004

B42

DEPARTED (DAVE WAS HUNGRY)

14:00

SEO RANKINGS

DV 005

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NOT YET INVENTED

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL

00:00:00

Calculating with great confidence…

GET NOTIFIED ON LANDING

✈ WOULD PASSENGER DAVE PLEASE RETURN TO HIS WEBSITE. YOUR WEBSITE IS WAITING. ★ PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR TABS UNATTENDED. UNATTENDED TABS MAY BE CLOSED BY CHROME. ★ LIQUIDS OVER 100ML MUST BE PLACED IN A CLEAR PLASTIC

. ★ CAUTION: FORKLIFT REVERSING. FORKLIFT IS ALWAYS REVERSING. NOBODY KNOWS WHY. ★ THIS IS A FINAL CALL. (IT IS NOT A FINAL CALL. THERE WILL BE MANY MORE CALLS.) ★ DAVE THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND ASSURES YOU IT'S NEARLY DONE. DAVE HAS SAID THIS BEFORE.